Hard Cheese

Hard Cheese

A brieolet

Published on Twitter

Original artwork by OorPatts

I INTENDED some Lunch,
And it turn’d to a Breakage
It began à la munch,
I intended some Lunch;
But the Brie pack’d a punch
As I made my cheese sandwich;
I intended some Lunch;
And it turn’d to a Breakage.

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With apologies to Henry Austin Dobson